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Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans

The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.Jan. 24, 2008USA84 Min.PG-13
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A Spartan elder inspects three babies. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre (Shrek the Third), is abandoned to die for its deformity; while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt the second, who is Vietnamese. The third, Leonidas, is accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and is prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin (Happy Feet). Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt.Meet the Spartans 2008 Movie Download.

Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Persian King Xerxes’ demands for Sparta’s submission. After growing angry with both the messenger’s disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro’s advice that the messenger’s guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Sanjaya Malakar, Ryan Seacrest, and the American Idol judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul.

Resolving to face the Persians, Leonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation. They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle Ugly Betty reveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war.After deciding while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylae, and finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio.

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Meet the Spartans
Meet the Spartans
Original title Meet the Spartans
IMDb Rating 2.8 108,712 votes
TMDb Rating 4.022 1,418 votes

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Sean Maguire isLeonidas
Leonidas
Carmen Electra isQueen Margo
Queen Margo
Kevin Sorbo isHauptmann
Hauptmann
Method Man isPersian Emissary
Persian Emissary
Ike Barinholtz isDane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren Walsh isPretty Girl
Pretty Girl
Tiffany Haddish isUrban Girl
Urban Girl




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